Winter Themed Sentence Starters
"Hey -- put that snowball down!"
"Come make snow angels with me!"
"I sooooooooo want hot cocoa right now."
"But I don't wanna go outside! It's too cold."
"You know you've been outside too long when your snot becomes frozen."
"Snowball fight?"
"Sledding is an art. Only masters like myself know how to do it properly."
"How can you eat ice cream right now!? It's below twenty degrees outside!"
"So they shut down all the trains and buses..."
"I so hope that this snow is enough for a snow day."
"How about we both skip work and cuddle all day? We can blame it on the snow."
"I made a snow dick. Look -- it's happy to see you."
"UGH. How long is it going to snow for?"
"I can't hold hands with you. Too cold."
"You've got so many snowflakes in your hair. It's kind of cute."
"I hate the snow."
"Let's go ice skating!"
"Your hat is falling off!"
"I'm pretty sure the lake's frozen enough. We won't fall in."
"I can't even see a foot in front of me!"
"You know what I've always wanted to try? Building an igloo."
"The snow can go fuck itself."
"I feel like a penguin with all of these layers. A very fat penguin."
"I just need the heat on, a bunch of blankets, and a good movie. I can watch the snow from inside."
"I am NOT going outside in this cold!"