Mother Nature knew exactly what she was doing when she made berries
enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………
parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire
parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?
Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick
have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit
Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.
amusement part discourse
id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post
this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…
the floor is life without depression
girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*
me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop
Alexa release the serotonin
im gay
gratefully accepting your donations to me via paypal
In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive
Quick question is anything real
me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.
when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay
Me on my way to destroy the TOParchy and liberate my fellow bottoms from oppression:
Is that Mariah?
No, it’s me going to liberate my fellow bottoms from this TOPtalitarian regime.
mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
me at god
customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much
WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?