just two gay old mutants
when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better
K: I like your personality
J: Thanks, I have more
“Letters from Medea”- Salma Deera
Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
logging onto tumblr and not recognising a single person on my dash cuz of course people have changed their handles over the course of 9 years (not me though LMFAO)
tiktok is a biblical plague btw
Ibuprofen isn't enough. I need to be euthanized.
adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time
of course I’ve had gay sex I’m a lawyer
who's still on tumblr... hello long time no post! hope my mutuals r okay :) if u wanna talk im more active on twt but actually i might hang around here for a while
To celebrate us reopening our shop on Geto’s birthday, February 3, we’re holding a giveaway!
📣 RULES:
- Up to 3 entries per person! Like and reblog this post for one; retweet and tag a friend in the replies on Twitter for another; tag a friend in the comments on Instagram for a 3rd.
- One winner will RANDOMLY be drawn from all entries across all platforms
Good luck! ✨
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