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i dont want to download tinder i want girls to invite me over through premonition and dreams
who up doofen they shmirtz
Decided to get married before he went to war
evil husbands 🧪🪙
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
Benadryl madness masterpost
I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.
i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life
being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.
*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*
My god, we found him.