Team Wolfcocks

Item 7: Make a “DIY” (do it yourself) instructional video on how you can repair a damaged marriage using only bubble gum, a stapler, canned peas, dental floss and a hair dryer. Your video must include demonstrations and caution statements.

by team members Annabelle (annabellesphoto) and Amy (mablesyrup)

Item 8: Dress your grandfather (or a man over 75) like a teenage girl from Jersey Shore.

by team members Jess (thesaltywolf) and Jackie (raggedywings)

Item 10: While showing some sign of the dragon-attack on your clothing or body, panhandle on a sidewalk (NOT ON A MEDIAN IN TRAFFIC!) with a sign that reads: "A DRAGON BURNED MY CASTLE DOWN." Donate any money given to you to your local food bank. Bad karma if you don't.

by team members Rachel (reiish), Vivian (gurgleroot), and Amanda (thatseagullchick)

Item 15: What would a teddy bear hostage situation look like?

by team member Vivian (gurgleroot)

Item 16: Russian courts have recently imposed a 100-year ban on Gay Pride parades. Let’s support our Russian LGBT Community! Take a photo of two people of the same sex kissing, while holding up a sign that says: “GISHWHES supports the LGBT Community in Russia!"

by team member Jacoba (impressivelyordinary)

Item 17: A rooster wearing a Gishwhes tank top.

by team member Laura (he-who-ate-pizza-with-death)

Item 18: A dog that looks like a wolf wearing a Gishwhes t-shirt. Bonus points if it’s an actual wolf.

by team members Jackie (raggedywings) and Jess (thesaltywolf)

Item 20: Retrofit a wheelchair and its owner to look like a powerful superhero in a “Gishmobile.”

by team member Laura (he-who-ate-pizza-with-death)

Item 22: Model this summer’s hottest fashion trend. Let’s see a swimsuit made entirely from tea bags.

by team member Amy (mablesyrup)

Item 28: Go to work dressed as a robot. We must see clips of you getting ready in the morning, commuting, and arriving at work and doing your job. We must also see the reactions of people you pass on your commute and/or at work.

by team member Amy (mablesyrup)

Item 29: You're a pirate, so dress like one. In addition to the eye-patch and other accoutrements you must have a live bird perched on your shoulder. You should be standing on your ship's deck, which in this case is neither a ship, nor a deck... it's a queue at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

by team member Laura (he-who-ate-pizza-with-death)

Item 30: Roost on a busy sidewalk until your egg hatches. Announce the birth with a squawk (no more than a 15 second video).

by team members Vivian (gurgleroot), Amanda (thatseagullchick), and Rachel (reiish)

Item 32: The Scottish have their highland games that include an event where a man in a kilt throws a long wooden pole or trunk (caber) as far as he can. Let’s see this, but have the man in a full Scottish kilt throw a caber that is at least 10 feet long and is painted or adorned to look like a giant piece of asparagus or other vegetable.

by team member Rachel (reiish)

Item 34: A roach retirement home. Must have live cockroaches in it and must be sized to their scale, for their comfort and enjoyment.

by team member Heather (undergoingkolinahr)

Item 35: You’re naked and late for your day job of saving cities. You’re in your garage with no time to hit your secret lair. Get dressed using only auto/home improvement tools and landscaping items.

by team member Lexi (lexilucifer)

Item 38: Rage against the dying of the light.

by team member Vivian (gurgleroot)