=phenomenal=

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

this is the mood for november lads

a little survey: reblog if you just need a hug right now

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

if you’re ever feeling down just remember you can eat anything you can fit in your mouth. you might not be able to digest it and it might kill you but if it fits in your mouth you can probably swallow it. never forget that 

six different people write lore for blizzard and none of them are allowed to talk to each other

you see a lot of forties and fifties aesthetic type shit in games but never the Seventies. in the next bioshock game i want everyone to be dressed like this

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

f

yes go on

im nervous

forbidden snacks

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

this post is literally over 4 years old and now we’re gonna do op like this?

you know we had to do it to op

these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late

WHAT IS THIS

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

All I Want for Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey

@twosatans it’s time