sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

it was that banksy fuck again

“There’s no LGBT representation in Nintendo games”

what now

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

I’m Not Fooling Anyone 😑 (W/ @tallykat3, @welcome-to-the-joangle, & Jamahl Rawls)

my friend: hey want to do something today?

me: *taking a depression power nap* my ultimate is charging

LEMON CUPCAKES WITH RASPBERRY BUTTERCREAM

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

look

oh

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

if you don’t follow matthew gray gubler on twitter, then you’re missing out