anytime i drink from a can i feel like death stranding norman reedus big sip animation

mythbusters rotation edit

i reposted this when i was depressed because it felt oddly validating i didn’t think it would blow up

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

are you serious?

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

he is literally so fucking funny

This is exactly how working retail feels.

they hated her for her clitoral swag

i remember when i was at this shitty christian summer camp as a kid they kept giving us salads for lunch and one of the counselors was like “whoevers in charge of putting salad on the menu every day needs to be taken out back and done like they did ol yeller” but the admin overheard and made us all hold hands and ask god to forgive her