hey i’m done here tumblr stresses me out too much
for my art go to my furaffinity. eventually i’ll have other sites available
if for some reason ya wanna be my friend go to my twitter which is currently @ chess_ironwright
bye
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Its so funny now that we know that Zim is just a bastard old man picking fights with human kids
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Find your REAL Angel name
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
goblingking
I’m fucking Flargel
Huesriel
PEENKEL I HATE EVERYTHING
Crirsel
comickit
neanliel
Glatriel? Fuck right off.
Reaiziel. Oh, that’s not bad. Three vowels at once, tho…a bit much.
"Sakanttiel" is powerful and CURSED
Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter
I got Venuew
battle-institute
I’m pretty sure this is what Satan has nightmares of
FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND
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okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
just… isn’t that way better???
That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good
builttobulk
TWO PEOPLE ENTER.
ONE COUPLE LEAVES.
WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.
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Please take good care of them!
💜🏳️🌈💜
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Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.
saltysurvivors
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“With this we arrive at the starting point of the Jewish faith, radical then, radical now, perhaps still not fully understood. Faith is born not in the answer but the question, not in harmony but in dissonance. If G-d created the world, then He created man. Why then does He allow man to destroy the world? How are we to reconcile the order of nature with the disorder of society? Can G-d have only made the world to abandon it?
The faith of Abraham begins in the refusal to accept either answer [belief in no G-d and evil, belief in G-d and no evil], for both contain a truth, and between them is a contradiction. The first accepts the reality of evil, and the second accepts the reality of G-d. But supposing both exist? Supposing there are both the palace and the flames?
Judaism begins not in wonder what the world is, but in protest that the world is not what it ought to be.
… To be a Jew is to have courage to refuse easy answers.”
Rabbi Jonathan Sacks, A Letter in the Scroll
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personal playlists i’ve made that might fit your niche
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the most raw thing shown today is the picture of luigi fucking slamming a ghost onto the ground and looking absolutely pissed
Hey how does one go about telling their parents that they're about to initiate the process of changing their name and that they're considering changing their surname as well? Asking for a friend
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Pride month started on Shabbat cuz G-d loves gay Jews. Amen
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Happy pride month!
And remember that being lgbt+ and being Jewish are 100% compatible and are both 100% beautiful things to be
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hisakuni-deactivated20210708
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Actually, I rather like being trans
I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve
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what’s the proper bracha for a milkshake that you are about to throw onto a fascist?
by the way since posting this earlier i asked my rabbis this question and received some blessings for milkshaking facists,
option 1: May your hatred freeze, shatter, and then melt away. May your rigidity chill out. May your hardness become sweet. And until then may this act keep you out of my face. option 2: morid hatal (who causes the dew to fall) [obv. there is the literal interpretation of en-wettenating a fascist, but also on the metaphorical level, facing a potentially long hard slog of confronting fascism can feel pretty barren – a prayer for rain to nurture our resistance feels very appropriate while dousing a fascist.)
Did someone order a hastily done bracha for milkshake throwing?
ברוך אתה יי אלוהינו מלך העולם, שנותן לי את הכוח לזורק/ת [לזרוק] את המילקשייק הזה.
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu, Melech ha-Olam, shehnotein li et ha-koach l'zorek/et [lizrok] et ha-milkshake hazeh.
Blessed are You, Adonai, our G-d, who gives me the strength to throw this milkshake.
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This is the corrected version. Pass it on.
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Oingo Boingo- Forbidden Zone
I’ve always loved this song on its own merits but I don’t know what’s weirder and more questionable: The fact that it’s actually the theme to a low budget movie of the same name full of racist jokes and bondage sex that was made by Danny Elfman’s scientologist family,
Or the fact that it was also used as the main theme to the Dilbert cartoon