when you open up the fridge and realize there’s no snacks because you ate them all
stop taking pictures with your phone, stop taking pictures with your phone.
mountain by the front bottoms (2011) & small bouquet of flowers in a ceramic vase by jan brueghel the elder (1599)
What is a legacy?
“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”
Losing Myself // State Champs
Maybe some promises we’re broken, wasn’t holding tight But now I wanna know what it feels like
my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying
an update: they are Good Pajamas
i know we’re only a week into the year but i would like to nominate penelope alvarez for mother of the year 2017
This is the funniest thing that has ever happen to me
We Are The Brave // State Champs
*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
gerard way + inspirational tweets
I made a meme you guys