why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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Youtube chiropractors as soon as an old person walks into their clinic:

King Shit

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

Hopping on this meme 💀

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

put a little more olive oil in that pan I'm not driving

me when i find out a game has object physics

“feeling like a person again” collection

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve