fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

im. still. thinking about this quote by stellan skarsgård re: his role in mamma mia

I love how universal weed is as a drug except for the annoying ppl who say it gives them panic attacks..... But other then them weed has the most mass variety and is harmless but can still fuck you up....I love that. I’m not a stoner but it’s a beautiful community brought together over their shared love for weed. Omfg

not to nitpick, but weed definitely does induce panic/anxiety (or worse) for a lot of people and that doesn’t make them annoying at all

I was told weed was 100% safe and I consumed way too much my first time and it awoke underlying schizophrenic behaviors that I was fully unaware of until then. I went into a full blown panic attack where I was hallucinating, vomiting, and blacking out. I now have had tactile hallucinations for the last 3 years since that event. Weed can be incredibly beneficial, but it can also cause problems, too. Stop with the ‘weed is totally safe at any quantity for any person’ bullshit - weed is safe within ‘normal’ portions and for most people, not everyone. I was told it was completely safe which is why I was unaware I should portion control, people need to be aware of what they’re getting into when they try it.

To add to this:

My first and only experience with weed was one of the worst of my life. It took me down so low that I literally wanted to die. I’m usually a very high-energy person and it brought me down so much that I didn’t want to move, talk, breathe, or even exist and it put me borderline suicidal.

On top of that, I’m hypoglycemic which in essence means, for me at least, the hungrier I get, the more my body starts to freak out. I get hot flashes, shakes, nausea/stomach pains, dizziness, etc. What’s one of the side effects of weed, again? Oh yeah-- It makes you real hungry.

And don’t even get me started on all the rotten stoners I dated that added onto a garbage pile of trauma I’m still having to sort through.

I’m so fucking tired of people romanticising pot. It doesn’t make you cool. It’s not a substitute for a personality or being a human being. If you need it for legitimate medical reasons or if it’s just something you like to do, that’s your business, but spare me OP’s “beautiful community” bullshit lol. Enough with the idea that it’s perfect for everyone and has absolutely no flaws or risks.

No offense this is so funny

i am screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingggggg how the fukk do these ppl even find ur post LOL

weakness... weaknes... the first time i smoked weed i had the worst time of my life and i couldnt move for  3 hours and i puked but you know what i did? i put on my big girl panties and kept smoking and now i love it and it calms me!

Tea....the first time I got high I layed down in my shower for like 2 hours in bliss and then it got me paranoid and freakish then it was like whatever....then it made me feel cracked out after like 5 years so I stopped but if u like it knock urself out unless it turns u into whatever this is like my roommate

u gotta smoke thru the first 5 times that u get anxiety. i never want to see weed discourse on my dash ever again this is terrible and im shutting my eyes forever

this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen lmao imagine being such an elitist because you .... have gained a tolerance for smoking weed ?? and you get annoyed at people that can’t enjoy it the same as you fucjsofjsojfk bye

isnt he so hot people say and im like who and people say this guy and im like who and people keep saying oh this guy he kinda looks a little weird but hes so attractive and im like who well he played this character from this movie and hes so attractive and im like okay can i see a picture and the guy always looks like this

Trump ruins bacon.

Every Trump policy makes things worse.

context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.

Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.

Double checked this and it’s legit. I’d be really cautious about pork from here on out y’all.

This is also likely to negatively impact the health and wellbeing of slaughterhouse workers and meatpackers and other animal ag workers, who already tend to have inadequate access to health services. It’s already a dirty job, with high rates of work-related illness and injury, and with less inspection, the workers are likely to be pushed to work even faster. Pork manufacturing also is known to draw heavily on undocumented workers for its staff, workers who are already going to have less ability to stand up for their rights.

Immigration policies that leave crops unharvested, absolutely terrible work with foreign trade agreements, removing any real quality assurance in dangerous products (thus nobody will buy the products)... is the current American administration trying to tank each of their own industries in turn?

Buy local small farm hold meat whenever possible. Home kill or private property is always more likely to be be nice meat too. But this is America/American Pork. Australian pork is still happy buy that instead

Or literally just stop eating meat

idont have any talent. i like to look at grass and i dont have other hobbies. when people ask me how im doing i ignore the question 

“The trees cry out as they die, but you cannot hear them. I lie here. I listen to the pain of the forest and feel the ache of the bullet in my chest and dream of the day when I will finally crunch that gun woman’s head in my jaws… She is my daughter. One of the wolf tribe. When the forest dies, so does she. I caught her human parents defiling my forest. They threw their baby at my feet as they ran away. Instead of eating her, I raised her as my own. Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither human nor wolf.“

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997)

y’all ever just...

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn't have to choose between masculinity and femininity