Every Procrastination

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

GILMORE GIRLS 3.02 • “Haunted Leg"

Parks and Recreation | 2.12 - "Christmas Scandal"

Stained glass by Constantine Woolnough, 1858 Church of St Mary, Dennington, Suffolk Photography by Simon Knott

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

No cartoon from me in this weekend's Guardian Books so here's one from a while back.

Gilmore Girls | 1.19 “Emily in Wonderland”

Maybe we could do it again sometime. Oh yeah, well, I would like that.

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out

orphic task: circumstances beyond your control force you to go some place you really really don't wanna go. nobody in that place wants you to be there either. come back changed forever without the one thing that sent you there in the first place.

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

One Day at a Time (2017–2020) » 2x02: Schooled

One Day at a Time (2017 - 2020)