The Midnight Gospel Season 1: Ep. 4 (“Blinded By My End”)

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

me trying to get an oil change

car woman: *details and numbers* me: potion seller im telling you right now

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

Sometimes things in context… are better

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: how come Psyche gets to turn into a goddess after her tragic death but hyacinthus just sorta gets turned into a flower. where’s my cute fix-it story where Hyacinthus becomes immortal and he and Apollo are happy forever. or something where Apollo does shit for Hades in order to be allowed to bring his boyfriend back. why do they have to be tragic. bring me my flower boy back

my heart is pounding, my chest stings, my knee is throbbing, and it feels good.

marina diamandis: you don’t love me, big fucking deal. i’ll never tell you how i feel. you don’t love me, not a big deal. i’ll never tell you how i feel.

me at the age of 12:

hai guyz