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Sex Drugs and Rock N' Roll

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I'm Chris, 23, Murder Mitten, I got funny stories so ask me shit Twitter @Chris_O_Tool
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angelicguy

goku is the least sexual being alive

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

wallas? fucking wallas?

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(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters)

*wind rustles*

*bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin*

Jamie: “I…dodged it!”

Adam: “ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᴼᴼᴼOOOOOᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”

*funk maxes*

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su-sketches

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

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when you close it and then remember why you opened it

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when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

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