SOLVE MY ASS

obsession.

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

Some ass’s I forgot to post

i don’t believe in rpf except for the whatever the hell assassin’s creed fans are on about with it

yeah this man fucked leonardo da vinci what do you want me to do about it

Assassin's Creed II (2009)

having fun outfit time

Twitter and reddit are purposely trying to make tumblr popular again bc there's no way

hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

some kirby ability upgrade ideas!