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Vivid Expression

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I dunno anymore
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I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

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penguinpoots

Big dick bee!?!?!

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I am totally the girl! XD

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needsmoarcat
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kittymudface

It gets betterβ€”the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for β€œfood.” So the cat’s not just saying β€œput that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).Β  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

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Magical encounter while free falling.

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baconmancr

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

β€œHuh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

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β€œi’m sad and idk how to feel better”

β€œi don’t know what to draw”

β€œi always mess up”

β€œBUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

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amisbro

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Β Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

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giflounge

1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.

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skypig357

Blessed post. Good kitty

i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice

Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high.

One cat, Simon, was given the rank β€œAble Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying theΒ HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.

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petermorwood

Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes.

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land…

Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) β€œDaphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home.

(Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.)Β 

A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal…

A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)…

Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout…

Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen β€œHMS Irresistible”)…

Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15β€³ main battery…

And speaking of big ships and big guns…

β€œMake nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)

@catholic-aviator this entire post looks 150% up your alley(cat)

very much so, and God bless you for showing me this glory.

Cats are so magnificent.

I want to cry. Look at them. So brave. So cute.

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cuddly opossum

SEE, I AM RUBBING YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

I RUBBED YOU WITH MY SPECIAL SMELL, YES, YOU SMELL NICE, YOU BELONG TO ME.Β 

passum bap you

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ambris

god, that’s adorable

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