"You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)" Thanks to @jessesanabriahair for once again transforming my hair. #purplehairdontcare #bighairdontcare . . . . . . . . . . . . #purplehair #pravanacolor (at Salon Valenti) https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/Bt9-TFRB5rh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s9yxoaujuxcp
Purple sand beaches And Keyhole Rock background Candid photoshoots during golden hour Fixing my hair for the millionth time These are a few of my favorite things PC: @itsmars26 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #captiongamestrong #inwhichichannelmyinnerjulieandrews #trynottosingit #pfeifferbeach #bigsur #nature #candid (at Pfeiffer Beach) https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/Btc0HFyhVYf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ica7skz6d9kg
1. Pride 2018: taught me self love, forgiveness, and acceptance. 2. 2018 took me to Europe for the first time. It was the experience of a lifetime. 2018 was also the year of flights for me. Nonstop flying from August until December. 3. Khaleesi, mother of dragons. Possibly blonde Flo 2k19?? Seriously though that costume took more courage and self esteem than it seemed. Even if I didn't win the costume contest. 4. Reconnecting with nature. A trend I intend to continue. 5. The Harry Potter franchise has influenced me and the choices I make for the better. Including making a side trip so I too could catch the Hogwarts Express and experience the magic. 6. Family is everything. 7. Especially the family that you choose. 8. And I guess my siblings are ok too. 9. And of course a sponsored post. Cooking with Flo coming 2k19? Beauty with Flo also maybe coming 2k19? Unsure if I want to try the YouTube thing but perhaps. At least it's a cute selfie. 2018 you were a ride. Maybe not the mild and forgettable one I wanted but a ride nonetheless. To a steady uphill 2019. #bestnine2018 https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/BsET1YaBjtj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11bsk568xnmb5
Happy birthday to the best brother out there. #happybirthday #sowhenisthenexttrip (at Disneyland - Theme Park) https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/BqTG4TSBxp8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s7rvtufy4mry
I am Daenerys Stormborn on the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons. . . . . . Real talk: I was living for that blonde look. And the cape. And the dragons. Basically I was just living my best life. . . . . . #halloweencostume #halloween #gameofthrones #fentybeauty #nyxcosmetics #urbandecay https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/BpvCIpVBCAU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rxx0appp5xy
Yesterday we said our final good bye to Powwow. Everyone says their dog is special but Powwow was truly one of a kind. He came into our lives when I was in third grade, winning over all our hearts, even with all the sass and anger contained in that little body. I have more stories than I can possibly share about this little dude and it still wouldn't capture who he was. He was a stubborn, independent little guy right until the end. Thank you for all the laughter, joy, and love you provided all these years. I'm glad we got to spend the last 17 years of your life with you. I know you are at peace now and reunioned with Junior. Take care of each other. Rest easy little one. . . . "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason bringing something we must learn. And we are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them and we help them in return. Well I don't know if I believe that's true but I know I'm who I am today because I knew you." https://www.instagram.com/flobotss/p/BpLoQfPhWhN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f5k8v48pjr29
The fact that I am not singing ABBA on a Greek Island wearing a Boho Chic orange skirt, platform heels, and a floppy hat while the world falls in love with me is criminal.
I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck
Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore
dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die
- My reply is no
- Don’t count on it
- My sources say no
- Very doubtful
- Outlook not so good
- Better not tell you now
- Cannot predict now
- Ask again later
- Reply hazy try again
- Concentrate and ask again
- Outlook good
- Most likely
- Signs point to yes
- As I see it, yes
- Yes
- You may rely on it
- Without a doubt
- Yes, definitely
- It is decidedly so
- It is certain
There ya’ go, nerds
THESE ARE… THE WORST THINGS… DEMONS IN THE FLESH OF DICE… LITERAL MONSTERS… I NEED THEM….
@its-bamf-noon can we do this for the next d&d session
Things I Need:
1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000
me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
I am 100% the kind of person that wears their Gryffindor scarf all over London and makes a trip to a train station for a picture. #happybirthdayharrypotter #yerawizardharry (at London, United Kingdom)
Learning to love myself, one piece at a time. #happypride #pride #loveisloveislove
I don't always post about my dad but anyone that knows me knows I'm totally daddy's little girl. In my culture we celebrate Father's day on June 17th which happens to also be my birthday. I'm my dad's only biological child so I always tease him and say I made you a dad on father's day so I'm the present 😜. Te quiero y te extraño. I promise I'll try to come home next year for my birthday 😘 #happyfathersday
Happy best friend day. Ily Kim. Everyone that knows me knows you because I never shut up about you because I love you and I miss you. I'm #blessed to have you in my life and thank the sorority goddesses for creating the greatest big and little pair 5eva #ihadtoscrolltoomuchtofindthesepics #comevisitmesoon #bigandlittleadventures #relationshipgoals
I finally got my admissions letter to Hogwarts 🦁🦁 #tbt #takemebacktolondon #yesthosearehpleggings (at Hogwarts Express, Platform 9 3/4)