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goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me
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Sword w cellphone charms
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>meet an all-knowing all-seeing omniscient being
>told i can ask one question which they will answer truthfully regardless of existential paradoxes or continuity errors in the timeline this will cause
>consider my options for several minutes
>ask if they're free this weekend
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who wants to have a fucked up thing with me
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- 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖊
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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luv u miss u
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tea-and-secrets
Anonymous asked:
i accidentally nutted to a minecraft letsplay once. dont remember whos it was but i was just strokin my shit without realizing and i came eventually so i guess that minecraft letsplay was hot as hell or something
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Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!
Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here…
But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!
*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*
This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…
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days by the seaside
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i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge
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“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
Me logging on to make bad posts
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she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
A little glass vial?
a little glass vial
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In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down