invented comedy

The accent switch 😂💀😂💀😂💀

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

Thanksgiving turkey and the casual love you bye killed me dead

Did a redraw of this glorious screenshot of Travis and Marisha! Their expressions give me life 👌👌

fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry

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you think that will save you? hirsch created a one-eyed triangle demon who tried to murder children and look what fucking happened

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

I wish I had bones

I wish I had ketamine

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

look into their soft faces and teLL me you could separate them

white ram & brown ram

Today I encountered a white and red lamp of a saint that said “Ride Or Die Bitch” on the halo and I’m basically gonna think about it for the rest of my life now

Went back to get a pic and on second viewing I think it’s of the Virgin Mary but idk I’m not an expert on these things

I think it’s these two dudes that really make it for me

moshang in all the most common hairstyles iv seen ppl draw them in, tho the very last one for mbj iv only seen it once. still wanted to draw him curly anyways

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

Credit: @Unifins

[start] *intrumental break in my heart will go on from Titanic playing while showing two aquatic frogs, one is holding up the other like jack, the one being lifted has its arms up like rose* [end]

he peek

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

Expressions for my Sun warrior-goddess OC, Amelia~!

friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you