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milf rights!

@taxifurbied / taxifurbied.tumblr.com

hi im maeve and i love my bf | they/them | wolfquest 2.5 speedrun world record holder
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feycreature
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c-kiddo

i forgot all abt this comic until right now. the text is from a tumblr post of a discord message lol

[id is in alt text]

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kashuan
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sludgewizard666
  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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catgirlforeskin

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

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a-polite-melody
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fencehopping

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

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plainwallpaper

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

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thatsatanicbatqueen

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

#we used to have a tree that did this#basically (or at least in my case) the tree was sick so it was making a last ditch effort to reproduce#our entire house would p much be covered in pollen and we couldnt use the porch at all bc of it it
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bunjywunjy
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cidthecoatrack-blog

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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