i love in jane eyre when rochester is like “jane do you think i’m handsome?” and jane’s like “no”

3 babies

Auston: ([ب_ب])

Ristolainen: (งಠ_ಠ)ง

Mitch:  =͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)))    ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

mitch is trying so hard to pull him down while matthews in to back is planning a murder 😂

So, it turns out Baby Bozak loves Papa Matthews much more than he loves his Uncle Auston.

there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”

friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

how bad inferiority complex do you think the third kessel sibling has

Him and Jared Staal hang out on the weekends, play guitar hero, and don’t talk about it.

David Toews shows up uninvited with a couple joints and beer

Keith Seabrook invites them over for barbecue.

Brent Gretzky brings chips and a spicy guacamole dip.

Joel Lundqvist shows up 40 minutes late with his ipod and speakers

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

“Everyone has rude fans”

Idk about y’all but I’ve never seen a rude Florida Panthers fan

i’ve never seen a florida panthers fan

wow

!!

well that was unexpected

YOOOOOO

yoooo

When the whole hood fuck with u heavy

This… sits well with me

*spits lyrics and enters into a another realm of existence

why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

GUYS THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX

I REPEAT THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

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