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I AM THE ALPHA LIZARD.

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considering Neopets has an item dedicated to changing your pet's gender and how easy it is to alter their color and species I think being trans would just be accepted immediately. like no one really cares that your red Ixi coworker is now a woman when Bob from accounting woke up one morning and decided he wanted to become a pea

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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

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im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

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wizardshark

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

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bigchump1994

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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technofinch

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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trainthief

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

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