yo

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

Boys: “Why I have trust issues”

*shows pictures of girls with makeup and then without*

Girls: “Why I have trust issues”

*shows article after article of men murdering women when they are rejected”