when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

fire and water signs: *do something out of impulse*

consequences: *happen*

fire and water signs:

Kinda wanna be choked in a romantic way, kinda wanna be choked in a deadly way

relationship goal: a relationship

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

Jesus

oh

adam rippon is a gift to this world

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

Perfect Fluffy Pancake by Tasty