In my Restless Dreams I see that Town...

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions

why's youtube recommending me this gay shit

oh. carry on then

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

Was going through old art and I rediscovered these two. Bear and butch vampire lumberjacks (they're father and daughter).

Some other old monster girl characters I haven't done anything with. Little vampire and werewolf girls who are besties, and a country gal werewolf who's friends with a witch's familiar.

‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?

yesterday there was a full moon 🌕

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

op is the high hrothgar frost troll

fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

Robin James :)

There’s a good man within you Arthur, but he is wrestling with a giant

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

Pants sure is pantsing today

that’s a whole man.

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi