Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

reblogging today as appropriate

Colleen Hoover, November 9 (via thelovejournals)

Someone’s learned from Deadpool’s marketing team.

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

Iconic 

PARKS AND REC GAG REEL (ALL SEASONS)

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

The only reason why there’s no Season 1 is, they don’t have the gag reel for that season. Also, there are subtitles in Season 2 because I suck and couldn’t get rid of it for some unknown reasons. So I probably won’t be able to make good looking gifs for Season 2. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the gag reel.

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

kissing is so good and it makes me feel so happy and content. it doesn’t even have to be mouth on mouth kissing just cheek kisses, forehead kisses, holding my hand and picking it up and kissing it I love kisses I want so many

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

couples in movies: good morning babe ilu so much!!!!!!!!! lemme make u breakfast darling!!!!!!!!! let’s do something together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actual couples: wake up. where is my sock

Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC.