Don't you dare say it!

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all

So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.

Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.

#controversial opinion: the infrstructure bill was one of the most important bills passed in the past decade (or even... longer)#the fact that biden got it passed can never be understated. that bill sat in congress for YEARS.#we're fixing problems that have been problems for decades because of this bill

for someone who gets easily overwhelmed by sounds, i sure love music where people scream in my ears

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

and they're like "uhhh it's a door. open it already. why would you even ask?"

and then you do and they forcibly tear your hand away "NO NOT LIKE THAT ACID COMES OUT IF YOU DO IT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT" and they proceed do a handstand and open the door with their butt cheeks "just open it normally idiot. use common sense."

and they've been opening this door with upside down butt cheeks for 20 years and it really is common sense to them at this point and they see nothing strange about it and they make some crack about how young people are morons who aren't taught buttcheek door skills and you still aren't sure if the acid thing is real but now you're afraid to ask

#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid 

@olumea

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!” 

this is my barbienheimer

B O O T H I L L 🔥

very important research

cats have pointy ears that look like this ^. .^ and they hold them up all day long and they're so brave for that. we shouls all thank them for.their little triangle ears....

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.