This is my most favorite thing in the world. (x)
There are four things I love about this video
1. Dan’s hair
2. “Hello peasant”
3. Phil’s scream as they go over the bump
4. Dan’s face as they go over the bump
I love this
happy bday phil!
Okay as everyone in the phandom knows, Phil’s birthday is next week. This page on facebook did a ‘ Birthday Letters for Phil’ thingy which is basically phans who like the page sent in their letters of what they wanted to say to Phil for his birthday (it was almost like a birthday present from the phandom!) and they then made a youtube video out of it *more information here*
This is the video. If you could be kind enough to spread this around to help get Phil to see it for his birthday it would be great. Even if Dan sees it and then passes it on to Phil seen as though they do live together, after all! It would mean a lot to not only the people on that page, but everyone in the phandom. I personally think its a great birthday present for Phil: for people in the phandom to get involved in a project for his birthday. it also kinda shows how dedicated we are too.
Thank you if you do. Love you all <3
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
i’M CRyING
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
Please
Go on I bet you can’t
shocking
*ahem*
from this post
Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)
What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):
This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”
The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.
This post is disturbingly long.
REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.
I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.
once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
Never not reblog
This right here, is the one gif to rule them all.
when u go to type work and u type worm
listen i spent like 10 minutes looking up “business worm clip art” and “worm in bow tie” and when i couldn’t find it i just googled happy worm clip art and even drew a briefcase(and made sure to label it so there was no confusion) and i didn’t do that for less than 200 notes
I asked a freshman for a high five today as I walked past him in the hallway and after he gave me one I laced our fingers together and said “we’re dating now love u bae” and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a boy look so fearful and confused before in my life
Two years later and I still haven’t had a single actual conversation with this kid but any time he sees me in the hallway he goes “hey bae”.
😱😱😱
no Grandma noooooo
Today on “I Forgot I Was Internet Famous”
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK ILY
half of us are dan (sarcastic memes who constantly swears and is really awkward) and the other half of us are phil (innocent little sunshines who tell puns and jokes all of the time) and basically we all complete each other
somebody tell dan what the hell that was
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
OH MY GOD SO I SLOWED DOWN THE TEMPO ON TYLER OAKLEY’S INTO THE WOODS RAP (BUT IT WAS SPED UP) AND NOW IT’S HIS NORMAL VOICE IM CRYING AHAHHA OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD TYLER OH MY GOD
why am i like this
