this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed
February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year.
Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.
But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask?
October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.
you’re the genius this generation needs tbh
hoeg: moments before last night in SLC
My favourite reactions to Malia Obama smoking pot. 😂
Best teammate award goes to Laurie Hernandez
WATCH THIS
anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase
then (2014) → now (2016)
5SOS Talk Touring & Summer Crushes
me giving a ted talk
folks, the ocean is really fucking big. holy shit
Ashton is secretly Camp Rock trash
do dogs know that they’re cute?
i really hope they do
Reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see it’s dead friends in our hand.
2014 // 2016
THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO
THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?”
Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”