Stressed Out

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

that’s just a cat

literally any cat

Watch tower.

how

gerard’s valuable insight on twilight.

philharmonic cheddar.

Alex Turner, Hollywood CA, 2012 by Zackery Michael

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

racism is a hell of a drug

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

You’re Welcome! 🦔

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

doctors in tweets be like

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth

great opportunity to sing born this way