Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

Teen *hides passion because they were insulted for it*

Parent: why doesn’t my child tell me anything? Must be social meadia

@xanthorrthetimid

how comes there’s no blinkers in mario kart

Mushroom kingdom is in Florida

i don’t usually have any strong feelings about reboots of the things i grew up with as a kid but that being said i honestly believe that the beanie baby redesigns are proof that we’re living in the worst timeline

like i’m sorry but in what universe is THIS

an upgrade from THIS

bimboification

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

Wow wish I had a cool gf

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

MOUSE ARMOUR