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@tortillastrology

Hello! My name is Chiara
Libra sun, Taurus moon, Cancer rising
I'm here to gladly answer your astrology questions and wonders, and any other questions you would like to ask me! ❤️
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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

im gonna try wishing again and see if it works this time 😎

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funkstrology

Mars 101

Mars: is your primal reaction, your drives, what sets you off and how you react to it

Aries: temper comes as quickly as it goes, they go with their instincts and nothing is up for deliberation, they’re motto is out with the old, in with the new. Mars in aries dislike people who can’t speak up and say what they feel, they see them as weak.

Taurus: these people go for accuracy over speed. They don’t make any sudden moves. They like to focus on one thing at a time, no matter how long it will take. They don’t adapt to change very well. And pressuring them will only piss them off. It takes a lot to get Taurus feeling some type of way, because most of the time they can’t be bothered, but you don’t want to deal with a pissed off Taurus.

Gemini: Mars in Gemini kind of sucks. Gemini is too unfocused and made easily bored, so it makes it a kind of all over the place. When this person is bored, they can actually feel it. They’ll feel dull and restless. You don’t want to be in a verbal match with a Mars in Gemini, they’ll drag your ass. They definitely put their eggs in a little too many baskets, but that’s just their style.

Cancer: These are the passive-aggressive people. Confrontation generally makes them uncomfortable. They can handle love, they can handle hatred, but they can’t handle indifference. When they feel cornered is where they’ll explode and you will be taken aback. Don’t put them in a corner.

Leo: Mars in Leo feel like their significant in some extra way. They’re special. Everything they do is for a reason and you’ll rarely catch them slipping. When they feel called out, they level up fairly quickly. They don’t take well to criticism. Their heart plays a role in everything they do, and when someone in questioning their intentions or actions, they can get very angry.

Virgo: Mars in Virgo seem to always be on the move. They aren’t very aggressive usually. They can be very critical and difficult to be around. This sign has a system, and when that system is out of whack, they can shut down. They have their own method of doing things and they don’t need anyone’s opinion of those methods. they want to be good at everything they do, and this can lead to some restless nights of worrying if it will all measure up at the end.

Libra: Libra’s indecisiveness really kicks in here. They procrastinate. They’re passive-aggressive. They don’t want to appear unfair with anything but they have to take out their frustrations somehow, so sometimes they stir the pot. They have a really good sense.

Scorpio: anything is possible to Mars in Scorpio. They have a cool exterior, but underneath there’s a whole lot more going on. Their instincts/gut feelings play a big role in a lot of their decisions. They see things in black and white. They see compromise as a lose/lose. This sign knows the world is dark and twisted but it doesn’t scare them.

Sagittarius: Mars in Sagittarius aren’t going to slow dance in a burning room, they’re going to fucking flee the scene. They don’t have the patience to wait around to see if it may or may not work out. These people are restless and adventurous and love to have eggs in every basket possible. They are playful and fun, but they can take things too personally at times. Mars in Sagittarius can be quite the mystery. They can be hot and cold. They’re used to getting their way, because they know how to get their way.

Capricorn: Mars in Capricorn are very lowkey folk. They aren’t going to be in your face. They like to be in control of their life. They are hardworking and want to be successful. They can be quite hard on themselves. They deal with their frustrations either very productively or they turn into hermits.

Aquarius: Mars in Aquarius love the element of surprise. They flaunt their independence to everyone, because they’re proud of it. Any kind of normalcy is abhorrent to them. These people get what they want, not forcefully like Mars in Aries or Sagittarius per se, but they get everyone around them to want what they want. They’re clever in that way. Mars in Aquarius is the most accepting of others. They give everyone the equal amount of space. They treat everyone equally.

Pisces: Mars in Pisces is a very passive sign. Anything but direct. This is an unusual placement for Mars (being the planet of action) they would rather sit back and let things fall where they may. They are moody and what they want is always changing. This sign is creative and as long as they find a way to exert that creativity within themselves, they can be content.

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hello from the other side, i must've called a thousand times to tell you i'm sorry for everything that i've done: aries, cancer, leo, scorpio, aquarius, pisces
hello from the outside, at least i can say that i've tried to tell you i'm sorry for breaking your heart: taurus, gemini, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn
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How bad is your temper?

View your score out of 10 by adding up your Sun and Mars signs.

(If you don’t know your signs, you can find out by entering your bith date here).

Aries: 5

Taurus: 1.5

Gemini: 2

Cancer: 1

Leo: 3.5

Virgo: 3

Libra: 0.5

Scorpio: 4.5

Sagittarius: 0.5

Capricorn: 4

Aquarius: 0.5

Pisces: 2.5

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What the signs should stop doing (tough love) (use moon sign tbh)

Aries: Stop pretending you don’t care

Taurus: Stop pre-judging people

Gemini: Stop waiting for everything to happen

Cancer: Stop whining

Leo: Stop blaming yourself

Virgo: Stop getting angry at those who are trying to help

Libra:  Stop pushing people away

Scorpio: Stop putting everyone else first

Sagittarius: Stop passing on opportunities

Capricorn: Stop stressing out

Aquarius: Stop building a wall

Pisces: Stop being so tense

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Ask me some questions!

I'm super bored, send in anything you want an answer on, astrology or not ❤️❤️

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Why the zodiac cry one of the main reasons

Aries: Sick of trying to be themselves then get shut down for it. So they just can't take it and hide themselves.
Taurus: It hurts them to try to be their for someone,then get the door slammed in their face.
Gemini: A ragging war is going on in their head between two people living their,and it both physical and emotional hurts them.
Cancer: Life is a bitch and when it kicks them down it makes them fall to far down.
Leo: They hide their insecurity with acting like a ego maniac,and when they are alone it all comes to the surface.
Virgo: All of them scars have reopen in their soul and it brings back everything.
Libra: They are the people who smile so brightly and feel like they are walking on air,then everything else pulls them out of the clouds and makes them fall.
Scorpio: Because they hate to feel weak and bottle it up,until it explodes like a soda can.
Sagittarius: They see such much vile things in this world and it takes a major toll on them.
Capricorn: When they show any sadness it spills out of them and it is to much every single time.
Aquarius: Acts tough,until someone hits a soft spot and it all comes out.
Pisces: They know a person they love ain't worth it,but they love em anyway and get burned for it.
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best zodiac confessions

Aries: "When I get scolded or told to 'calm down' I get really hurt inside although I try not show it."
Taurus: "I don't get angry easily. I can manage to postpone an outburst for months. But accuse me of something I didn't do and I'm instantly livid."
Gemini: "I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots 99% of the time."
Cancer: "Im so afraid of expressing all these emotions! It's overwhelming."
Leo: "I'm very self conscious and in constant need of reassurance."
Virgo: "I can express myself better in writing then I can verbally."
Libra: "I never stop thinking about my physical appearance, whether it's positive or negative."
Scorpio: "I sometimes scare myself about how calm and casual I am about death."
Sagittarius: "My automatic reaction to feeling is 'no, stop' even though I am an emotional person."
Capricorn: "I freeze with the winter and shut down all emotions. I am cold and unrelenting. So realistic I feel as though I can see the future, good or bad."
Aquarius: "I feel like no one really knows how I am fully. They just see glimpses of me."
Pisces: "I'm so in love with the idea of love that I'm afraid I won't find anyone to actually fall in love with."
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Is your sign sassy?

No sass just class: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
Finger clickin' sass: Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius
Head to toe sass: Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini
SLAYYYYYYY: Leo, Taurus, Aries
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The signs favorites and least favorites

*Based on my followers *+ means that it was voted more than once

Aries
 Favorite - Aquarius +, Aries +++, Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius +, Libra
 +, Pisces, Taurus Least favorite - Pisces ++, Virgo +, Capricorn, Cancer ++, Leo

Taurus
 Favorite - Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra, Pisces, Virgo Least favorite - Cancer +, Scorpio

Gemini
 Favorite - Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus ++, Aquarius +, Virgo, Scorpio +, Capricorn, Leo + Least favorite - Pisces +, Aries, Libra

Cancer 
 Favorite - Aquarius +, Cancer, Libra +, Capricorn, Pisces, Least favorite - Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Leo +

Leo
 Favorite - Sagittarius +, Scorpio, Aries +, Gemini, Aquarius +, Taurus +, Libra, Least favorite - Taurus, Cancer ++, Scorpio ++, Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces +

Virgo
 Favorite - Taurus +, Scorpio Least favorite - Aquarius +, Pisces, Sagittarius

Libra
 Favorite - Taurus, Scorpio 
++, Aquarius, Leo Least favorite - Gemini, Cancer, Aries

Scorpio 
Favorite - Cancer +, Sagittarius +, Aquarius, Scorpio Least favorite - Pisces, Taurus, Capricorn +, Virgo

Sagittarius
 Favorite - Aquarius, Taurus ++ Gemini + Least favorite - Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer

Capricorn
 Favorite - Virgo +, Libra, Taurus, Scorpio
 ++ Least favorite - Gemini +++, Pisces, Aries +, Sagittarius, Cancer

Aquarius 
 Favorite - Virgo, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius Least favorite - Taurus, Scorpio

Pisces
 Favorite - Virgo +, Cancer, Aquarius ++, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Least favorite - Libra +, Aquarius, Capricorn +, Aries, Leo

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the time of day the signs love

Early morning: Virgo, Libra
Morning: Pisces
Noon: Gemini, Aquarius
Early Afternoon: Capricorn
Afternoon: Aries, Cancer
Sunset: Taurus, Scorpio
Night: Leo
Midnight: Sagittarius
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Hey astro blogs!! please reblog this with your venus sign!!:) thanks babe

It’s for a masterlist and research :)

Hey guys!! I want to be able to post this tomorrow night so I could use all the help I can get!! :) thanks

Pisces Venus for me 💜

both pisces venus!

gem

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moonstrology

cancer

Aries

scorpio

Pisces Venus

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sillyzodiac

aqua venus

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airdominant

gemini venus

Cap Venus

sagittarius venus // aquarius venus

gemini venus

Taurus Venus

Capricorn Venus

Virgo Venus -Leigh Libra Venus -Chyenne

Libra

Scorpio Venus

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Same Sign Pairs Lost in a Random City (requested)

Aries: "alright this isn't even the city but I'm done driving, we're staying here" "k"
Taurus: "wanna chill?" "yeah but we can leave when we get bored right?" "ye"
Gemini: *is the unlucky pair with dead phones, no chargers, and a car that ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere* "well this sucks" "ya think?"
Cancer: one FREAKS out while the other's like "fam, chill i'll get us outta here if you shut the hell up"
Leo: the pair are both pretty chill bc um hello cell phones have GPS and they can get back in like 20 minutes max
Virgo: "ok, we are officially lost" "um no this is a road trip, you can't get lost on a- nevermind, we're lost"
Libra: "well if we're lost what do you wanna do?" "hmm I don't know, maybe LOOK FOR A WAY BACK??"
Scorpio: "why did you think this was a good idea?" "just shut up and let me drive"
Sagittarius: "are we lost?" "yeah" "oh"
Capricorn: "should we stop for the night or-" "NO! you got us into this mess now it's your job to get us out"
Aquarius: "where should we go first?" "you know we're lost, ri-" "WHERE. SHOULD. WE. GO. FIRST?"
Pisces: "I can't believe we got lost" "I know right- HEY! there's a concert down the street!"
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astrologybae

Signs as All Of Me lyrics by John Legend

Aries: You’re my worst distraction, my rhythm and blues Taurus: You’ve got my head spinning, I can’t pin you down Gemini: Even when you’re crying, you’re beautiful too Cancer: All of me, loves all of you Leo: Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections Virgo: Even when I lose I’m winning Libra: Give your all to me, I’ll give my all to you Scorpio: Cards on the table, we’re both showing hearts Sagittarius: I can’t stop singing, it’s raining in my head for you Capricorn: I’m so dizzy, don’t what what hit me Aquarius: My head’s under water but I’m breathing fine Pisces: The world is beating you down, I’m around through every mood

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the signs as emojis used in the good shit meme

👀: Virgo, Libra, Pisces
👌: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius
✔️: Gemini, Leo, Cancer
💯: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn
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