“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

Alright everyone here is a masterpost of my cats facial expressions… enjoy

Here’s more

alwayms reblog The Primcess

stuff like this is why i haven’t deleted my account yet

@nagunkgunk

bless Scottish twitter

ya fuckin space slice

orignal post x

why does this make me laugh every time?

It’s back im so happy.

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

Is this Chewbacca’s ghost

Jesus Christ.

these beautiful creatures…. look like that underwater

Not hiring someone because they have tattoos completely ignores the fact that they clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

#ripvine Even though I only ever did like 9 vines 😂

THIS CAT’S NAME IS FUCKING STARSCREAM

IM LOVING THIS SO MUCH

You may have only made 9 vines but they were iconic and deserve more recognition.

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

Choose your fighter

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

Imagine: A small furry man, full of bees, with many knives!

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other players from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.