deactivating for good.

CHUCKY (2021–) S02E02 | The Sinners Are Much More Fun

Michael is like the best dad ever ! like let's be fr,

• your mom would keep you far away from michael at all costs. she would make sure he was never in your memories, just so you could be safe. knowing what michael is capable of, she regrets even having a baby with him in the first place.
• if you do manage to meet your dad, he was probably trying to murder you at first. then he noticed something about your eyes, you were born with his eyes.
• his (i think had either blue or brown eyes, go with whichever) eyes staring right into a teary eyed mirror. he spared you and wouldn't leave you alone after that.
• he stalked your house, found out where you live, and he meets his old flame again. your mother was initially going to call 9-1-1, but you stopped her. you wanted to see and get to know your dad for the first time in years..
• overall, michael tries and keyword tries.. to be a good dad, but it comes to a unintentionally funny extent, whenever it's your birthday or christmas michael gives you the most expensive stuff on the planet, then come to terms with the ridicule and the accusations that come from the previous owners.. MICHAEL'S TRYING Y/N!!

your pregnancy was a little shock to the hewitt family honestly.

• hoyt was furious, luda mae was overjoyed, and monty was just all over the place.
• then that leaves thomas and your mom.. how are they feeling? excited of course! by the time you were born, the household put extra worth into baby proofing this house so they don't lose their newest edition to the family.
• and about the whole cannibal thing.. your mom immediately said no to this, because she didn't want your fragile little body to be feasting down human flesh until your uncle monty's age, but hoyt disagreed.
• the whole household wasn't silent that night until it came to a n agreement. you were going to eat normal baby food until you turned 3. you were also homeschooled, your mother wanted to protect you since she married into a infamous family.
• you never had friends growing up. if you're a boy, the pigs were your only friends growing up, and you always had your uncles pouncing down your neck to become a killer, something your dad was not a fond agreer on.
• if you're a girl, you're just expected to read some books, learn how to cook, and have tea time with the ladies. your daddy, mommy, and family loves you very much despite their crazy habits, but that's just the hewitts!

these are the best dads on this list.

• billy is your handsome caring father who will always put you first over everything, meanwhile stu is your rich also handsome fun-loving dad that loves to joke around and make sure your his number one priority.
• whatever happened to your mom, either she left them, had an illness, or other mysterious reasons... she died. leaving billy and stu with you.
• at first billy was cautious about keeping a baby, and thought about you being just like his mom in this situation so he decided to keep you. stu was like already on board with this idea, and went straight to parenting.
• they take classes and everything, even going to family counseling to get all the tips and tricks they need to master parenting.
• when you grow up however, they make sure to step up their game 100%. stu doesn't want his daughter to go to any parties, (ironic since the whole Sydney situation happened at one of his many, many, parties) and billy makes sure you're not talking to any boys or girls.
• "what? what do you mean you can't even go on a study date, we're literally studying to get a better grade dad!" you whine.
• "nope, been there done that. a study date turns to a sleepover and sex." billy clapped back.
• "wait how do you know that..?"
• overall, billy and stu will try and be good and cautious parents, looking out for their daughter and will try and get you anything you want with a price of course. get good grades, and no boys!

you always thought tiffany was your only parent, until chucky found his way back..

• it was the best before chucky came back into you and your mom's life. tiffany was the best mom you could ever ask for.
• she was mysterious, she was caring, she was a good chef, and a wise person. She always had a habit of quoting your grandmother to you and your other siblings glen and glenda.
• speaking of those two, glen was an adorable but shy older brother you were grateful was in your life. while glenda oh the other hand was crazy, dangerous, and scary.
• tiffany always made sure glenda didn't hurt you or glen, which lead to many timeouts and groundings from her.
• when chucky came back into the family picture, life was crazy. more murders broke out into the city which lead to school being cancelled a lot often, glenda was being encouraged for her evil behavior, courtesy of chucky, and a lot of voodoo books were around the house.
• then there were the arguments.. you always had tiffany tuck you into bed and read you bedtime stories, but this time chucky was being yelling at tiff for attention or food, which lead to many cuss words and broken objects heard in the background.
• you felt like crying like crazy, but only held back tears and sniffed loudly as you saw glen look at you with worry, and glenda with mischief.
• now, chucky tries to be a good dad towards all of you, he tries to take you out to murder someone for fun and family quality time, and reads you actual newspaper headlines about the gruesome murders he commited in the past.
• tiff would always yell at him, but he didn't care.