I Miss The Cows

world (destruction) tour

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

alternate timeline

some great tags

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

This is like a horror comedy movie with the guy going down the stairs The Exorcist style and the piano man's unhinged expression. I love it.

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

Glass Moth Wings

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

This started as a joke but I think I committed to hard - happy 420 😎

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Drew a lil character to wield this one also 🍃

alright who put tapioca pearls in the bong