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Failed Loaded Dice

@used-to-be-i-am-a-cephalopod / used-to-be-i-am-a-cephalopod.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Ray. I'm a gender neutral individual who prefers they/them/theirs, but really doesn't care that much. Currently open to writing prompts, though I warn that I am a slave to school and inspiration when it comes to filling them. AO3 account is I_am_a_Cephalopod, and any continuations of fics will be there.
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This is a comic I did for the Mizimel Hobbit Anthology Fanbook back earlier last year. The theme of the anthology was “jewel”. This is a lil short between a one sided Dwalin/Dis and some interaction between Nori and Dwalin. 

Oh my god, this is- waaaah I love it!!

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hellotailor
Last year saw two major Snow White blockbusters come and go, and neither of them were good. I was obsessed with the badass-looking Snow White and the Huntsman until I actually saw it, and the reviews for Mirror Mirror were so bad that I didn’t even bother — despite the fact that the costumes were by Eiko Ishioka, one of the most talented designers in cinema history. Blancanieves, however, is perfect.
Snow White’s mother dies in childbirth, leaving her father, a paralysed former bullfighter, alone with a predatory nurse — the Evil Stepmother. But rather than growing up to be a flamenco dancer like her mother and grandmother, Snow White becomes a bullfighter. A bullfighter. — Why you need to watch Spanish Snow White movie Blancanieves.
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things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

  • john was my favourite beatle 
  • abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
  • i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
  • disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
  • but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
  • god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
  • but what about mens rights
  • why can’t white people say the n-word
  • i’m just being the devils advocate
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kaciart

No Spoilers - EVERYONE LIVES AU

Thorin finds Bilbo after the battle (after he got his bump to the noggin) and for one heart stopping moment believes Bilbo to be dead.

Until he sees the rise and fall of Bilbo’s chest and drops beside him to scoop up his Burglar. Holding him close as he waits for the others.

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