Everyday I'm Tumblin

If I see ONE oitnb spoiler you’re gone

they’re in prison

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job’s a joke

You’re broke

Your love life’s DOA!

It’s like your always stuck in second gear

When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

I’ll be there for you! 

Cause’ you’re there for me too….

sobbing

How do I love thee?

This is all I want in life

I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period.

The last one 😂👌

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

I’m sorry I had to.

Bear with… shark arms?

yes

no

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

vegetatarian

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

So I’m a 33-year-old man, and I say at least four or five times a day, just to myself, under my breath, “I don’t wike it.” You did a press junket and – It wasn’t intentional. It just happened. [x]

this is the best thing ive ever done

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

okay but like… why is “age of ultron” called “age of ultron”????? it’s wasn’t really an “age”, it happened over the course of like three days. it was more like a long weekend. it was the long weekend of ultron

taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on