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all y’all og tveit fans this is for you:
“kill one bird with two stones”
has now been replaced by
“i’m not gonna count any chickens, right, in my basket”
stay fucking up idioms king never change 🙏🏼
Please go roast this fucker <3
This is an exchange between Professor Emanoil Theodorescu of York University and a student in Burma:
For the record, I can back up the student’s claims of an Internet blackout because it’s still ongoing (home wifi is still a thing, but the connectivity’s so so shitty). The only thing I have to correct is their claim that almost 200 protesters have been shot — it’s over 200 by now.
But back to the main point. I wish I could say that I’m surprised, but York University has a problematic history when it comes to Burma (see: Dr Merle Jacobs’s assessment of the Rohingya crisis), and so this is just another one to add to the rubbish heap, y’know.
York University has put out a statement, but last I checked, the student has not received an apology from the professor and nothing has been done to accommodate them.
Credit goes to the National Meme Board of Canada (Twitter: @NMBCanada) who has also provided this handy little list:
Make of it what you will ;)
this is only like a fraction of why he’s awesome and i love him
he’s done so many good things for america and is an amazing politician.
whaaaattttta man
oh and btw, him and barack are the cutest of the cute tbh
date of origin: 11th of march, 2013.
Jesus fucking Christ I thought this entire thing was a parody. I was flipping through it thinking it was a perfect imitation of these horrific 2012-2014 era slideshow posts and reaching the heritageposts date tag was like reaching the end of a horror movie.
2013????
calm down you guys, its just leslie knope’s old bidenblog
—Stephen Adly Guirgis, The Last Days of Judas Iscariot
Sleepy and gay
This is Salsa she is a cuddle bug until she’s not then she will be mean to you
This is Cori she isn’t mean to you like Salsa she’s a bit skittish and very playful
this is tacy and she is probably severely inbred and yells a lot but we love her anyway
This is Bastet, she looks angry but she absolutely loves people
This is Bug, he’s hyper and spoiled and very very loud
This is Mikka, she’s baby and loves cuddles
This is Reinhardt he is a cuddle baby who won’t take no for an answer
This is Zarya she is smol and very sneaky
This is Oogie Boogie he is hyper as fuck and loves to play fetch, he’s filled with mischief and love
this is Ellie, she is more gremlin than cat
and this is Soup (top) and Layla (bottom), brother and sister, and the two biggest dinguses alive
meet thisbe 😊
can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.
So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”
Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy
But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”
So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one
reblog and put in the tags what your favorite fictional characters have in common
En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.
Obama increased drone strikes tenfold, killing hundreds of civilians (that we know of). He oversaw the torture of countless Individuals in Guantanamo and overseas. His secretive surveillance program expanded new technologies that spied on millions more individuals than any previous administration. Don’t tell me about “missing Obama.“
From “Dream Girl” collection of poems by Clementine von Radics
Eartha Kitt photographed by Ben Martin at home, 1957.