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HELLO! This is the primary blog of @paulnnccartney !! If you’re a Beatles blog and see a follow from me and are looking to follow back or are wondering who I am, please go there instead!!

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all y’all og tveit fans this is for you:

“kill one bird with two stones”

has now been replaced by

“i’m not gonna count any chickens, right, in my basket”

stay fucking up idioms king never change 🙏🏼

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Please go roast this fucker <3

This is an exchange between Professor Emanoil Theodorescu of York University and a student in Burma:

For the record, I can back up the student’s claims of an Internet blackout because it’s still ongoing (home wifi is still a thing, but the connectivity’s so so shitty). The only thing I have to correct is their claim that almost 200 protesters have been shot — it’s over 200 by now.

But back to the main point. I wish I could say that I’m surprised, but York University has a problematic history when it comes to Burma (see: Dr Merle Jacobs’s assessment of the Rohingya crisis), and so this is just another one to add to the rubbish heap, y’know.

York University has put out a statement, but last I checked, the student has not received an apology from the professor and nothing has been done to accommodate them.

Credit goes to the National Meme Board of Canada (Twitter: @NMBCanada) who has also provided this handy little list:

Make of it what you will ;)

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this is only like a fraction of why he’s awesome and i love him 

he’s done so many good things for america and is an amazing politician. 

whaaaattttta man

oh and btw, him and barack are the cutest of the cute tbh

date of origin: 11th of march, 2013.

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weaver-z

Jesus fucking Christ I thought this entire thing was a parody. I was flipping through it thinking it was a perfect imitation of these horrific 2012-2014 era slideshow posts and reaching the heritageposts date tag was like reaching the end of a horror movie.

2013????

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berandomness

calm down you guys, its just leslie knope’s old bidenblog

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Sleepy and gay

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toesuckler
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bbluberrys

This is Salsa she is a cuddle bug until she’s not then she will be mean to you

This is Cori she isn’t mean to you like Salsa she’s a bit skittish and very playful

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merryvrismas

this is tacy and she is probably severely inbred and yells a lot but we love her anyway

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kisstheashes

This is Bastet, she looks angry but she absolutely loves people

This is Bug, he’s hyper and spoiled and very very loud

This is Mikka, she’s baby and loves cuddles

This is Reinhardt he is a cuddle baby who won’t take no for an answer

This is Zarya she is smol and very sneaky

This is Oogie Boogie he is hyper as fuck and loves to play fetch, he’s filled with mischief and love

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shewolfsansa

this is Ellie, she is more gremlin than cat

and this is Soup (top) and Layla (bottom), brother and sister, and the two biggest dinguses alive

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johnsandres

meet thisbe 😊

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can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”

Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy

But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”

So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one

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En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

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elierlick

Obama increased drone strikes tenfold, killing hundreds of civilians (that we know of). He oversaw the torture of countless Individuals in Guantanamo and overseas. His secretive surveillance program expanded new technologies that spied on millions more individuals than any previous administration. Don’t tell me about “missing Obama.“ 

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