people should have aesthetic parties… just where people come dressed in items that just are their aesthetic. like there’s a witch eating mozzarella sticks and a dude in a pineapple costume just chilling on a messy bed.
cool activities to do at aesthetic parties: drop vcr tapes in water, pour glitter stars on the floor, use plants as scarves, listen to bongos
Once in middle school a girl asked me for a tampon in the hallway. I dug one of my purse, and when I went to hand it to her, I realized she didn’t have a purse on her, or a hoodie with big pockets or anything, so I said, “Um, I don’t know where you can hide this …” And she grabbed it out of my hand all nonchalant as fuck and said, “Why would I hide it?” Then she strutted toward the bathroom and into my formerly vacant “hero” position.
everyone reblogging those XKIT GUY SAVE US I HOPE THE XKIT GUY FIXES THIS XDDDD posts can go fuck themselves bc we literally drove the man to a mental break by circulating an accusation of him of being a SEXUAL PREDATOR. with no fucking proof at all. not even a goddamn name.
the fact that he does this level of coding (read: FIX A BILLION DOLLAR WEBSITE) for absolutely free and only asks for meager donations and suggestions in return is astounding. but you all fucking take advantage of coders and programmers like it’s just slapping a keyboard when half of you can’t even install a script on your theme. i sent an ask with a problem and in 10 minutes he’d quietly updated both the extensions and now it’s perfect again.
all it took was an anonymous ask to ruin this man’s life and i am being 100% serious when i say i hope that infected sore of a person steps some fucking broken glass.
to the xkit guy, if you’re out there: we love you so much and thank you so much for all you do. i’m so sorry.
WHO THE FUCK SLANDERED THE XKIT GUY’S GOOD NAME. THE XKIT GUY IS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO A MODERN DAY SAINT. HE IS THE HERO GOTHAM NEEDS. IM SO SORRY XKIT GUY, apparently you are too precious for this world
i keep seeing that one post about ‘wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically’
when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall
and for YEARS what i always did
was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and i was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done i would take the sword around and just walk around the tile part of my house with it kind of loosely gripped in my hand, just all slow and casual, hear my heels click, carrying it bc you would be amazed what looking rly hot AND carrying a sword will do for your confidence l i ke. i’d feel ready for anything
and my mom would always come out because she’d be expecting it and just watch me with some mixture of amusement and bewilderment but she never actually asked
five years later i still do this in college… before job interviews… formal affairs… dates…. just get ready and then carry the sword around for a while you’ll feel so good i promis
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
“I don’t shoot many silhouettes, but this sunset over the iconic George Washington Bridge was too tempting to resist. @jake_speak13 stripped down to his dance belt in the middle of the winter for this shot, and he kept jumping off a tall ledge until we got the perfect placement of the sun.” See this and more photos in my feature in @refinery29. Link in bio. by jordanmatter
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
“REGULAR” ART
FANART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
JESUS CHRIST
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
I love this so much.
I had a sculpture/ceramics teacher in high school who once told me “It doesn’t matter how good or bad, how realistic or abstract, or how detailed or blocky your artwork is, if it pisses someone off, you’re doing it well.”
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
nice
That’s beautiful
the “woman is telling male romantic interest that she is upset about something and said male romantic interest shuts her up by kissing her without her permission and she struggles briefly but then melts into the kiss and she’s done being angry now because all she really needed was, not to have her concerns listened to, but instead to be sexually assaulted into silence, because men get to decide how valid women’s feelings are and how those feelings should be dealt with, I guess, and then they make out” is one of the most disgusting tropes I have ever laid my eyes on and it needs to die right now immediately
kiss me g o o d b y e | [insp]
You look different. It’s a good different!
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
please
stop
oh my GOD
so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get anywhere in life if I keep painting like this. so I just was wondering do any of yall like them? would you buy a painting like this?
they literally all say my professor is a piece of shit
my dad plays badminton with other dads and I told him to start a club called ‘dadminton’ and he let out the most fatherly chortle
