Just a Little Guy

You don’t know how fast I pulled out my phone

anyone else relate

do i even need to say it?

nah i got a feeling about this one tumblr

Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

how it feels liking and reblogging posts

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀

It's time

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

The Goddess and her Knight

this piece has lived rent free in my brain for years it’s so beautiful

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

all my open tabs are my friends, my bookmarks are my best friends, and my frequently visited sites are my family

You better not be up making that sinister potion

Me asf:

boil away the liquid and you've synthesized Spice