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L O V THE CRONCH
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ashbelero

if only i could use my art skills for good

Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.

  • Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes
  • Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel
  • Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall
  • Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it
  • Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti
  • Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face
  • Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust
  • Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine
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popsunner

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

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