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hello :) This blog is just a compilation of random stuff i like or find funny or interesting :)
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aangarchy
Aang: i can't just go around killing people i don't like!
Toph, who locked two men in a metal box to starve a few months ago:
Sokka, who quite recently blew up a guy using his boomerang:
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astra-kamari

Ok can we talk about how toph held up a huge ass building? I feel like this is never addressed.

The Gaang is in the sand, which is already hard for Toph to see/feel, and then she holds up this giant library?? While trying to protect Appa.

Also, can we talk about how its not one mass of rock-it's made of bricks, and being held together by gravity. She really said "Every one of you blocks, pillars, tiles, boards, and the rest of you are going to stay in your exact spots and not sink to the spirit world BECAUSE I SAID SO!" while she was fighting super mystical spirit magic. While fighting and actual spirits power. For who knows how long, because Sokka and Aang had time to check every date till Sozins comet would hit at least a few months away.

Can we also talk about how Toph was so upset and ashamed about loosing Appa due to sand bending skill that she practiced hard to perfect it.

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crilbyte

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

Really in love with some of the notes on this post

official linguistics post

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petermorwood

Useful writer information.

A character pretending to be from X needs more than just the X vocabulary, they'll need a convincing X accent as well.

If X has a lot of regional accents it's a rabbit-hole with snares at every turn, and then there's regional dialect, a rabbit-hole with even more snares which can vary from a few unusual words scattered through standard speech to an entire secondary language.

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The "Inglourious Basterds" German Accent scene is the best-known current example of how sounding wrong can raise suspicions and claiming wrong can make them worse.

In that scene Michael Fassbinder's character Hickox, a British commando, is disguised in Waffen-SS uniform and speaking German.

The first time I watched it, when Gestapo officer Hellstrom asks about his "where do YOU come from?" accent and he says...

"I was born in a village that lies in the shadow of Piz Palü. In that village we all speak like this."

...I expected Hellstrom to nail him immediately, because though his accent sounds unusual, it's not unusual enough for that.

Pretending to have the accent of some obscure German village is one thing, but Piz Palü is in Canton Graubünden of southern Switzerland.

@dduane and I went to various places there while she researched "The Wind from the South", and the accent, even the speech-rhythms, are nothing like the Hochdeutsch - High or Standard German - Hickox is speaking. And that's if 1930s Graubünden villagers spoke German at all, because then as now their first language might well be Rumantsch.

It's like a Londoner saying his accent is from Llangollen. "In Brixton we all speak like this..."

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There's a lot of on-line discussion about how well or badly Michael Fassbinder (Irish-German) speaks his lines compared to the German actors sharing the scene with him. Are his slight mistakes deliberate for the role? Is his Irish creeping into his German? Is THAT deliberate for the role? And so on.

But I've never seen anyone ask why - except maybe because a film about the place ("The White Hell of Piz Palü") was mentioned earlier and Hickox is an in-film movie buff - he picked that specific part of Switzerland to come from.

Nor have I seen anyone wonder why he wasn't instantly accused of sounding not just odd, but utterly wrong for his claim.

Or why so punctilious a writer-director as Quentin Tarantino put such a detail into his script then went nowhere with it.

Or maybe I was just nettled after wandering down the wrong garden path... :->

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Finally Hellstrom's suspicions do get confirmed, not by accent at all, but by Hickox's fake German ordering three drinks with a British hand gesture.

Oops...

Whereupon things go rapidly downhill in a characteristic Tarantino gunfight of many shots and few survivors.

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It's a scene worth bearing in mind when writing about characters speaking a foreign language.

Even if they're not doing it to deceive, there are many subtle details that mean "being fluent" - at least in the "indistinguishable from a native speaker" meaning usual to fiction - is a more complicated process than those two words suggest.

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All those videos that are like “Why is this big area of this country uninhabited???” always have five reasons it might be.

  1. It’s really cold
  2. It’s really hot
  3. Big mountains are hard to build on
  4. No water and humans generally need that
  5. All four of the above all at once

“Why is the population of Spain almost all concentrated in these little areas?”

Well it’s probably the mountains innit

“Why does most of Russia live on the west side of the country?”

Well it’s probably the freezing cold winters and boiling hot summers innit

“Why does most of China live east of this line?”

Here there be water, my friends.

Many great societies have managed a living in some of the less habitable parts of the planet but they have generally been hardy and small in number while the rest of us have stuck to the mostly temperate river areas.

Yes there’s ways to get water in the Sahara desert and ways to get warm in the Arctic but most people generally prefer flat areas with livable temperatures and lots of water.

Like that’s why the American west was mostly sparsely populated until relatively recently. The fact that there’s so many of us there now is frankly a result of the hubristic technology that is the air conditioner.

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Friendly reminder that:

  • Young people can have arthritis too.
  • There are hundreds of life long conditions and diseases out there that are typically diagnosed between 12 and 30.
  • There is a vast difference between being tired and having chronic fatigue.
  • Just because you can’t tell that someone is unwell from looking at them, doesn’t mean that you should assume that they are ok.
  • Many chronic illnesses are life long, and incurable. Many of them are potentially fatal.
  • If you have a disease like Lupus, on good days you still feel like you have a bad flu, 24/7.
  • Many of the medications used to treat chronic conditions have side effects that can really affect someone’s self esteem - like extreme weight gain, skin changes and hair loss.
  • Most chronic illnesses have very little awareness - its unlikely that you’ve heard of Sjogren’s Syndrome, Scleroderma, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome or Fibromyalgia.
  • However these diseases can cause symptoms as varied as joint pain, fatigue, constant nausea, kidney failure, pneumonia, photo sensitivity, full body rashes, paralysis, strokes etc.
  • So please remember that invisible illnesses exist too :)
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The latest bad take on Amazon’s Rings of Power is, “Rings of Power doesn’t contradict Tolkien’s canon, because there is no such thing as canon.”

I’ve seen more and more Rings of Power fans claiming that the show doesn’t go against canon because there are different versions of canon anyway, between The Silmarillion and the History of Middle-earth, and The Silmarillion wasn’t published by Tolkien, but by his son. They’re basically saying, “Canon? What canon?” And I just... No. The idea that “the show doesn’t go against canon because canon is so wishy-washy anyway” is SUCH a false argument to make.

Yes, Christopher Tolkien edited and published The Silmarillion after his father’s death. And yes, there are multiple conflicting versions of stories in The Silmarillion and HoMe. But that doesn’t mean there’s no such thing as being faithful to Tolkien’s stories. A lot of the choices Amazon has made in the show are completely wrong and would be wrong in any Tolkien adaptation.

The characterizations are totally off base. For heaven’s sake, hobbits wouldn’t abandon their own people on a journey. Elrond wouldn’t swear an oath like that. And the Númenoreans don’t hate Elves because Elves are stealing their jobs, they envy them for their immortality—it’s kind of the main theme of the Akallabêth. And, in the show, Galadriel—whose people were literally victims of the First Kinslaying—tries to steal a boat??? I mean, hello??????? Amazon hasn’t even tried to stay faithful Tolkien’s characterizations. Yes, adaptations usually take liberties with the source material, but holy shit.

And the very framing of fundamental issues is completely wrong. In the show, going to Valinor is portrayed as some sort of reward for valor in battle, which is not how it works in Tolkien’s books. The show also compressed the entire Second Age into a much shorter span of time, which is absurd and completely goes against what Tolkien wrote. The show glosses over the First Kinslaying, of course (I know it’s because they don’t have the rights, but it’s still their fault for mangling the story and themes), which makes it seem like the return of the Noldor to Middle-earth was some sort of righteous war, and it wasn’t. The list goes on and on.

And they can’t get basic details right, either. Obviously, the short-haired Elves are one example of this; so is the emblem that resembles a Fëanorian star on Galadriel’s armor. And it’s astounding how poorly the showrunners seem to understand the nuances of Tolkien’s names and constructed languages.

Tolkien was a linguist, and the languages he invented were extremely important to him and to his stories. So what did Amazon do? They completely ignored the internal logic of Tolkien’s secondary world. In The Silmarillion, Ar-Pharazôn banned Quenya in Númenor—but Amazon’s version of the character names his son a Quenya name. In the show, characters call Galadriel “Galadriel” even in Valinor, despite it being a Sindarin name given to her by her husband, Celeborn. It is anachronistic and inaccurate to refer to her by that name before Celeborn gives it to her, especially during the Years of the Trees when she didn’t even speak Sindarin. The show also gave one of the hobbits a Dwarven name, Nori, for no apparent reason. There are many more examples like this.

Amazon has also invented some things out of thin air that have no basis in Tolkien’s works at all. I understand that they had to invent original characters and storylines for this show. Inventing original characters could, in theory, work alongside canon instead of contradicting it, even though those characters aren’t found in Tolkien’s books. But mithril containing the light of a silmaril? What? And what’s with that weird bit where Amazon Elrond and Amazon Celebrimbor are talking about the silmarils and they say Morgoth cried when he looked at them and almost repented??? What the hell??? It makes no sense.

This is by no means an exhaustive list. The people who created this show have many many, many choices that completely fly in the face of Tolkien’s characterizations, worldbuilding, languages, and themes. (I haven’t watched Rings of Power and I don’t intend to, but this information is widely available if you read reviews and episode synopses.)

The show is also poorly written and ugly to look at, but that’s beside the point. The point of this post is just to say that no, just because there are multiple, conflicting versions of canon in The Silmarillion and HoMe doesn’t mean Amazon gets free reign to trample all over Tolkien’s stories. There is such a thing as making a faithful Tolkien adaptation, and this isn’t it.

I was wrong about one thing: the character in the show isn’t actually named Nori as in the Dwarven name—Nori is supposed to be short for Elanor. But Elanor is a Sindarin name and the name of Sam’s daughter in ROTK, which makes no sense for a completely different set of reasons.

Anyway, it’s rumored that season two comes out this summer. I won’t watch it. I won’t hatewatch it. Please just let it die.

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