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@merbearedie / merbearedie.tumblr.com

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bisexualpluto

this koreaboo girl i know was like “i feel like i know every korean song” and my friend said “what’s the south korean national anthem” and it was literally the funniest thing that i’ve ever heard

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bisexualpluto

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

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audi-nos-canis

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

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nix-styxand

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

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you-do-you-boo-boo-deactivated2

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!
William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*
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