Weighted blanket is not enough I need to be compressed into .zip format
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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t
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Ravioli Of Lying To God
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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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M&M's World Times Square - New York, NY (Dec. 2006)
Designed by Chute Gerdeman
Scanned from 'Stores and Retail Spaces 9' (2008)
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Heart guard 🫀🗡️ [2022]
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katyperrykilled2nuns
Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god
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“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr
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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
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Ideal work schedule:
- I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
- I complete the list
- I leave immedietly
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Bones and Bones II (and Teenie Bones!)
Last night I learned that some of the best fun you can have as an adult is showing up to a random weeknight trivia league, writing in a dumb team name and absolutely dominating. There is nothing sweeter than watching a bunch of competitive old people realize they’ve lost to a team of 30 year olds named Skrimps is Bugs
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it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
what they all have in common:
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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Masking the autism like:
Very unfair that I have to go to work at my silly little desk everyday instead of sitting on a balcony on the Amalfi coast eating the freshest citrus fruits and getting a golden tan as my ancestors intended
Me: *performing a body maintenance ritual in private*
My cat: I NEED to be involved in this