doctor: *places fingers on my neck to check pulse*
me: choke me daddy
omaha boys killin’ it since ‘95
(had to fix it)
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
Mini rant.
Lately I feel like some people in this fandom, on here and on Twitter, try WAY to hard to be cool, they try to act like they smoke or they drink and party all the time n shit, Like they change themselves/try to be someone that they aren’t because they wanna be cool for the boys and/or want other fans to think they’re cool. I just don’t understand why…like just be yourself man. Don’t be a phony! Just fuckin be yourself cause we’re all cool as shit in our own way. Just cause they drink or smoke or party doesn’t mean you have to. That’s fraudulent and annoying. DONT BE FAKE. I’m done.
i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back
honestly i want jack gilinsky to kill me bc it’d be so much easier than having to watch him be adorable with everyone but me