1. After having a huge fight, our muses have angry sex that doesn’t end in their argument resolved. In fact, after all is done, your muse kicks mine out and they’re left to sleep on the couch.
2. After sleeping together for the first time, my muse never hears back from yours and a few months later, they run into each other on the street and are forced to wait at a crosswalk next to each other.
3. During the act, my muse somehow ends up on the floor with a bleeding head wound.
4. Heavy petting ensues and after a few minutes of no response from your muse, mine looks down to find that they were unknowingly rubbing your muse’s thigh the entire time.
5. In the middle of the act, my muse looks over to see an animal watching through the window and no matter what our muses do, the animal refuses to leave thus ruining the mood and leaving our muses frustrated.
6. In the throws of ecstasy, your muse moans something ridiculous, causing my muse to lose all sexual interest.
7. My muse catches your muse “self completing” to a rather disturbing bit of pornography when they meant to surprise them and come home from work/wherever early.
8. My muse finishes well before your muse and is too tired to help them reach climax, leaving things a bit more awkward than they were prepared for.
9. Sex in front of the fire place turns sour when the blanket gets too close to the flames and catches fire.
10. Sex in the shower is a great idea until my muse slips and busts their lip, and takes your muse down with them.
11. Sex sent your muse to the ER and my muse desperately tries to come up with a cover story to tell the nurses and doctor.
12. Things are just starting to heat up when your muse gets a terrible stomach cramp and runs to the bathroom only to spend the next 45 minutes in there, leaving my muse to fend for themselves.
13. What began as sensual touching, your muse begins tickling my muse and they laugh so hard that they pass gas, completely killing the mood.
14. While your muse had the most delightful orgasm, my muse is left less than satisfied.
15. Your muse sneezes while going down on mine, somehow causing them an incredible amount of pain.

CHRIS LOWELL IN NEW YORK, DECEMBER 2013. BLAZER AND SHIRT: SALVATORE FERRAGAMO. PHOTO BY VAN SARKI.

★ requested by a bunch of people

Derrick Hill

TCA Summer Tour 2013

There are a few more freckles on your shoulders The hammock swings lower and touches the grass The apples are ripe and the corn is past Everyone says summer goes by so fast And we just got here

1. aggressive/angry kiss
2. all over kiss
3. back kiss
4. cheek kiss
5. firm kiss
6. shy kiss
7. first kiss
8. forehead kiss
9. french kiss
10. gentle kiss
11. scar kiss
12. hand kiss
13. jawline kiss
14. last kiss
15. neck kiss
16. rain kiss
17. friendly kiss
18. chaste kiss
19. stomach kiss
20. underwater kiss
21. upside down kiss
22. spin the bottle kiss
23. an eskimo kiss
24. butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )
25. a kiss pressed to each fingertip
26. a kiss on the hairline
27. a kiss to the temples
28. a kiss to the corner of the mouth
29. a kiss to bruised skin
30. a kiss on the knuckles
31. Hot, Steamy kiss
32. Forced Kiss
33. Nose Kiss
34. Gentle Peck
35. Romantic Kiss
36. Eyelid Kiss
37. Collarbone Kiss
38. Chest/Breast Kiss
39. Kiss Along the Hips
40. Navel Kiss
41. Goofy Kiss
42. Forceful Kiss
43. Reunion Kiss
44. Then there’s tongue
45. Bear Hug
46. Sleepy hug
47. Cuddle hug
48. Unreciprocated hug
49. “Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug
50. From behind hug
51. “Something scared me” hug
52. The Lift hug
53. One armed hug
54. The Leg hug
55. Friendly hug
56. The emotional hug
57. Failed hug
58. Run and Jump hug
59. Romantic hug
60. Side hug
61. Comforting hug
62. Family hug
63. Hug around waist
64. Clinging hug
65. ‘’Don’t let go’’ hug
66. ‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug
67. Warm hug
68. Awkward hug
69. Cold hug

huffpostlive: Chris Lowell stopped by the studio yesterday! Catch his #veronicamars interview on huffpostlive.com! #Latergram (x)

as requested by anonymous  —  send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) !

• [ thigh ]  to caress up my muse’s thigh.
• [ neck kiss ]  to kiss my muse’s neck.
• [ groin ]  for your muse to run their hand over / grab my muse’s groin.
• [ make out ]  to make out with my muse.
• [ undress ]  to slowly start undressing my muse.
• [ spank ]  to lean my muse over your muse’s lap and give them a spanking.
• [ face ]  to cum / squirt on my muse’s face.
• [ fantasy ]  for my muse to spill their dirtiest fantasies ( would be with your muse or someone else ).
• [ kink ]  for my muse to spill what their kinks are.
• [ threesome ]  to ask my muse if they’re interesting in partaking in a threesome ( bonus if you add who the third person would be ).
• [ shower ]  to join my muse in the shower.
• [ bath ]  to take a bath with my muse. 
• [ nude ]  to receive a sexy nude from my muse.
• [ accidental nude ]  to receive an accidental nude from my muse.
• [ catch ]  to catch my muse masturbating.
• [ shh ]  to cover my muse’s mouth because someone knocked on the door while our muses are having sex in a washroom.
• [ dirty talk ]  to whisper something dirty into my muse’s ear ( bonus if you add what they whisper ).