infinity war was basically days of future past, but nobody went back in time to fix everything

#whobitbeyonce ? we all know it was latin pop icon raini rodriguez after beyonce stole all of raini’s songs smh

if i was on the voice shakira would turn her chair round and then be like lol jk and keep going until she was facing the other way again

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new theory

sia is actually the leader of the CIA and thats why the initials match and why she can never show her face

#sia #textpost #cia

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fanonical

hello everybobdy.. would you like to hear a harry potter joke…

ok….. here goes…..

arthur we

arthur weasley’s plug

reinedescoeurs

Take your time dearie! <3

thank you

arthur weasely’s butt plug collection.

not gonna lie lads…. not my best one….. sory guys will try harder from now on….. pleas forgive me

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i am....disgusted

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never-a-president

Kesha was never president of the United States.

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fake news, blocked

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i hate how the legitimate reason they didn't know about the chamber of secrets was because hermione left her copy of hogwarts: a history at home like lets be. real she loved that book she would’ve found some way to get it on the train and she probably had it memorised anyway

#harry potter

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harry potter books rated by dean thomas's drawing skills

sorcerer's stone: dean makes harry a "potter for president" banner with a lion that changes colors for his first quidditch match. first use of "dean thomas, who was very good at drawing". a solid start and good content. (10/10)

chamber of secrets: dean doesn't draw anything in this book. (2/10)

prisoner of azkaban: dean's hiatus from drawing is ended when he is described as "good with a quill" and offers to forge harry's permission slip to hogsmeade. not technically drawing, but dean gets bonus points for expanding his skills to typography. also, his boggart is a severed hand, a clear reference to his fear being losing his artistic talent. a beautiful book for artist! dean. (9/10)

goblet of fire: dean reaches the pinnacle of his artistic career when he makes banners of harry flying around the horntail's head on his firebolt and puts them up around the common room. also includes a couple of cedric's head bursting into flames. the clear winner of this rating system (2000/10)

order of the phoenix: as if the emotional pain jkr put us through wasn't enough, dean does not draw in this book. (0/10)

half-blood prince: the only drawing dean does in this book is drawing out the sexual tension between harry and ginny (2/10)

deathly hallows: dean befriends luna, who is a fellow artist, and also draws a hat over the forehead of dobby's dead body i am crying bring back the posters (3/10)

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mcgonagall: quidditch is cancelled

Oliver wood: CANCELLED❓🙅‍♂️😂 how do you cancel ❌ years of 🤔training 😫💪 and dedication 🙌💯 GRIND never STOPS 😩😈 #qudditchnotquit-itch

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Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏 HARRY 👏 POTTER 👏 👏