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hockey?

@jakub-zborils-blog / jakub-zborils-blog.tumblr.com

sad bruins fan
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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

I’ve reblogged it twice today, but I’ve still got few hours to reblog it once more

This has been queued since December 10th last year and it was worth every minute.

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cheese24k

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
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leradny

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

YESS OMG

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Why The Signs Are Excited For Fall

Aries: hockey
Taurus: hockey
Gemini: hockey
Cancer: hockey
Leo: hockey
Virgo: hockey
Libra: hockey
Scorpio: hockey
Sagittarius: hockey
Capricorn: hockey
Aquarius: hockey
Pisces: hockey
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forget netflix and chill. how about nhl network and chill. make out with me with hockey in the background.

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quaidertots

This is a great idea in theory but then the game comes on and literally if somebody tried to kiss me I would hip check them into the next room so they couldn’t distract me

Better idea: the person comes over, you turn on the nhl network, then they leave

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what type of NHL wife the signs would be

Aries: supportive and comes to almost every game
Taurus: keeps quiet with the kids and stays out of the media
Gemini: loud, cheerful, makes really cute posters
Cancer: the one wife who is just goals
Leo: blends in with the fans as a genuine hockey fan
Virgo: goes to all the away games to see cool new cities
Libra: only appears in the spotlight during tropical vacations and time off
Scorpio: brings the kids to games dressed in matching outfits
Sagittarius: over-instagrams everything, but a fan favorite
Capricorn: kind of crushes on other hockey players besides her husband
Aquarius: really protective over her husband, but understands the fans' love for him
Pisces: hangs out with the rest of the teams' wives more than anything
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01/100 OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE: ALEXANDER OVECHKIN “Right now I’m scoring goals and I’m the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me.”
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