Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

WE GOT IT

obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too

edit: ID added courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose ! thank you!

[ID: Art of Falin from the Dungeon Meshi extras. She's shown smiling and wearing similar graphic T-shirts which feature a skeleton relaxing within a stomach as a clock floats beside it. End ID]

The math just adds up!

if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

Marceline's part in the House Hunting Song in Adventure Time… but make it BG3.

Drífa went from no friends to more than 1, so she is pretty happy

them :))))

Part 2 of my bg3 tarot deck

Part 1

had some very specific things i wanted to work on this weekend and got possessed by the specter of undercut lae'zel instead 🤦

has this one been done yet

she would burn so fast and we know this

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

The discovery that we had it backwards and that more realistic cave paintings are generally older than more abstract ones is exciting from an anthropological perspective, because it demonstrates that art movements have existed for as long as art has, but I have to imagine there’s some poor biologist out there somewhere going “you mean to tell me that our Paleolithic ancestors had the ability and means to record realistic, highly detailed depictions of contemporary flora and fauna the whole time and simply chose not to?”

Well everyone knows what these things LOOK LIKE, Thag, why would you just COPY them? 

Surely the trick is to evoke what they are at SOUL, Thag. If I want to look at a mammoth I can just GO FIND A MAMMOTH. DUH. 

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice